
- When walking down the hallway at school:
- Me: Get the fuck out of my way
- Me: Couples..
- Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
- Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
- Me: What are you looking at? Do not make eye contact with me
- Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
- Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you







